Astronaut Love

The kind of love that you would put on a diaper and drive 3,000 miles for.

She be crazy, she is in total astronaut love

by Urban LiLlY March 1, 2007

astroneer

The most fun game you can play without having a boner or thinking about touching that girls vigana and eating it!

Astroneer is the most funniest game ever!

by Poopoo198 January 25, 2020

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Astrellia

A kind girl who makes tons of jokes, her IQ will probably exceed any recorded in human history, she is loyal and a good friend

My best friend Astrellia just aced the math test today!!!

by I LUV NAMES March 30, 2022

Astronaut Helmet

Materials Required:

1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice

Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.

Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"

by Easy Easly January 23, 2010

Astèn

Someone who is beyond unique and has their very own style. They're loving, shy, yet know when to beat a bitch down.

You know Sierra, she got them Astèn qualities.

by ChiiStarr January 17, 2017

astronomical

large beyond comparison. Just BIG.

I have an astronomical amount of work to do for the end of the semester.

by Kayode May 16, 2007