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Astolfo Law

Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.

It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.
Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
Not yet I’m still a child.”
by Real Nigga Billy March 29, 2020
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Aston Martin One-77

Sweet car. Incredibly fast, with a top speed of 240 MPH, even more with NOS. Price: 2.3-2.8 Million. Amazing to drive. Makes Ferrari look like a Toyota. Aston Martin's newest car, and the most expensive car of 2008-09. V12 engine
Dude A: Dude! Check out that Enzo!
Dude B: Na, Aston Martin One-77 beats the shit outta that car!
by JakesAngel September 12, 2009
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Astute

1.Beign able to make large conclusions with only minisclue observations.

2. Clever, quick, cunning or ingenious.
1. Whilst watching paint dry, he said "have you noticed how there are exactally 322 bricks in this wall?"

2. He was so astute, that his resposes were 98% right everytime, which based on his school's standards was extreamly high, because they are all idiots.
by Mtbeaver November 28, 2006
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Astruc

A truck for hauling ass or a super sexy writer.
That Ford Ranger is a totally tricked Astruc--it has a blueprinted 427 side oiler. And really nice tits.
by Randy Goodman November 10, 2008
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Aston

Aston is a definition for someone who always knows best and is the strongest in the group also means the kind one and a ladies man
Aston is a good person
by Thatboss242 January 15, 2017
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Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?
I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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astoria

An extravagant neighborhood filled with italians greeks. known for its great city like nightlife astoria is the Mecca of teen age drinking as well as parties for the under 21 crowd. a great place to live.
An example of Astoria would be the Great City of Rome during the reign of the Roman Empire.
by rich brooks May 2, 2006
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