by BadMcDubz October 30, 2011
Get the Douche McFucktard AssWipe McGee mug.As he prepared for the coming assignation with his sister-in-law his naked hairless chest began to throb and his face erupted into a cold sweat.
by witit November 22, 2013
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1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.
1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.
by nay April 12, 2004
Get the asswipe mug.by dereckbester March 19, 2011
Get the asswich mug.Generally used as a strong swear, Asswipe basically means that you are a worthless person used to wipe other people's asses. Thus meaning that you are a worthless piece of shit.
*playing Halo*
Guy 1: Ok, go get the Flag.
Guy 2: Fine. *gets on warthog*
*Guy 2 is killed by a Headshot*
Guy 1: My God! You fucking suck you Asswipe!
Guy 1: Ok, go get the Flag.
Guy 2: Fine. *gets on warthog*
*Guy 2 is killed by a Headshot*
Guy 1: My God! You fucking suck you Asswipe!
by CristWiiSquire October 15, 2008
Get the Asswipe mug.to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
by frankdux February 24, 2009
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John :nooooooo its too scary i cant do it
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John :nooooooo its too scary i cant do it
by idiotKrus_ January 2, 2021
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