assanine

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.

That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine

by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008

asswang

To put it simply, a dumbass, an idiot.

John M. is a damn asswang.

by The Cowboy May 8, 2005

asscano

When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.

Who wants to do the asscano?

by Ganstalicious69 September 8, 2006

Assange

(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.

Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."

Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."

Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"

Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."

by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010

asspanel

Flat white spotty ass, flattened from prolonged exposure to hard wooden chair.

Ive been sitting so long that ive developed a bad case of asspanel.

by Netdevel January 21, 2005

Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Asswash

The toilet water that splashes in and around your ass when your poop lands in the toilet.

Random Guy: "Ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major Asswash in a few hours".

Random Girl: "Ewwwww gross!?%$^!!".

by eys cela May 17, 2011