assnut

the combination of asshole(dumb) and nut head(dumb) which means double dumb. Dumber than the normal dumb.

You assnut, you cant even figure out which way is left!

by faizudin March 28, 2008

Assnuts

Someone you highly dislike. You think they're a dumbass

Hey assnuts what are you doing?

by Dumpster dude January 16, 2017

Assult Leanis

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

Sexual Assulters

Women touchers. People, especially men, whom have no respect for another man's girl.
Also considered Fuckin Pussies.

The sexual assulters at the bar touched my friend's girlfriend without consent. Sexual assulters should not be allowed in society.

by Don'tbesexualassulter January 2, 2022

assune

a word used by someone from Louisiana in lieu of the idiom "as soon"

Bring $154 for Fantasy Football.... Just assune pre-pay for Add-Drops..

by wife from texas August 17, 2010

Assnut

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009

assnuts

A person who has had over nine cocks in their ass at once. Usually a male.

Jake Kelly is SUCH an assnuts!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003