Asstruction

Object or obstruction to the ass you are trying to look at.

That fat guy is an asstruction.

by assman269 December 7, 2012

acitration

the act of double penetration and tripping acid at the same time.

"Hell yeah dude, me and Amanda tried acitration for the first time last night, and let me say you both of our holes are sore."

by dicklover3004 February 4, 2017

Asspirational

Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.

CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.

by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017

aspirational hotel

A hotel or vacation resort which is oh-so-expensive (room rent is, say over US$400 a night,) out-of-reach of all but multi-millionaires & billionaires. Therefore it's a big deal when a middle-class or kind-of-rich person can use a free-hotel award to stay there!

I got 2 free nights to stay at any Hyatt aspirational hotel in the world for getting the Hyatt Visa card, so I used them at the Hyatt Paris Vendome to stay in a room costing 700 euros a night!

by Powerpasser January 12, 2018

Artration

penetration by art or an artful penetration

She felt artrated by his tattooed cock. To be stabbed with a paintbrush is true artration

by Sushislicer April 16, 2018

Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

Asstrayin

The enunciation Australian mother's teach their children to garble around their father's cocks.

Oi hoi I'm anhn Asstrayin frum duhn anda! Bist plass iyun thu whurlt.

by BoganWatcher August 7, 2019