assmatt

A person named Matt, who acts like an hazardous ass.

One who steals happiness & runs rampid over everything good.

This guy can ruin a party & clear a room in one sentence.

These type of AssMatts should be banished to an island much like the one where lepers were once sent.

It is important to NEVER, EVER make eye contact with an AssMatt, or you will surly want to shave off your own eyebrows & wear ugly Hawaiian print shirts.

I waited under the bed for 5 hours so AssMatt wouldn't talk to me.

by Lemer Ledhead June 20, 2019

Assatta

She not like any other. She is fierce, but humble and kind. She can be brought off as rude or mean. But deep down she is shy and sensitive. She is always attracted to the bad ones but knows how to change them. If there was a bad bot in a five mile radius she would find him, make him fall in love with her, and change him for the better. She can make you feel safe but give you the danger and adventure you crave inside. This is the type of girl everyone needs but doesn't know it.

"Hey I've been watching that girl for a while, she seems different from other people."
"Yeah, that's Assatta, everyone says that."

by PrettyGirlChronicles February 2, 2021

Assrat

Sexiest dude alive. Great at talking to people and being an awesome dude in general. Assrats have won numerous gold medals in the olympics and will always give you the cauldron when asked. Always ready to humiliate you when needed and attracts tons of girls. 'Assrats are the best' Every person ever

Assrat was the popular guy at school, everyone lved him

by Saber_Tooth_Rat April 22, 2021