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assrape

What the average working stiff in America experiences every April 15th.
Damn! I just got audited, what a friggin' assrape!
by KicK October 31, 2003
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Assrape

To talk to, or talk back to.
person 1: Hey remember Tracy from down the street?
I totally assraped her last night!
person 2: So you really finally talked to her last night?
Person 1: Oh yea, we assraped all night!

Person 1: My mom was assraping me about something.
person 2: Really what was she assraping you about?
Person 1: I don't know, something about cleaning my room,
So I assraped her back!

Person 1: You know those times when some random person comes up and starts assraping you for no reason?
Person 2: yea that totally happened to me last night on the subway, some random guy started assraping me, it was awful, he just kept assraping me about a whole bunch of questions. It was

so awkward, I was so ashamed, I had nothing to assrape back about.
by finatu July 21, 2009
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Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.
damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.
by devillock June 30, 2006
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Assrape

This is like, when someone rapes you in your ass
by DoCtoRGriLLz September 10, 2006
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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me
by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010
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assrat

face made when one puffs up cheeks, flares nostrils, and bulges eyes. ask for model demonstration; never do alone.
50 cent looks like an assrat.

see how easy that is!!
by jabooleha August 21, 2003
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