assrag

someone who is such an insult to the human race that they are only worthy to be used as a device that removes shit from one's ass

Bring that assrag, Ron, over here! He has a job to do.

by David Dayan June 21, 2004

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assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009

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assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 4, 2003

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asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

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Asslay

In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot

1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.

by Staunch September 2, 2006

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