assholiness

The state or quality of being an asshole.

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

assholiness

assholiness is a state of being most exhibited by politicians and mass media windbags

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Assholocene

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!

by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023

Assholitosis

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholism

the art of being an ass hole

My boss has a PHD in assholism

by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

by funkstank June 29, 2009

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009