Asshat

A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)

pass me the remote you asshat

by maxnewt January 23, 2007

Asshat

Someone who acts as if they have an ass for a hat.

Todd was being such an asshat today.

by TheForrestExperience February 21, 2015

Asshat

A Asshat is a person, who often do something stupid, and whenever they do the stupid thing, you call them a asshat. You may, or may not like the person, like a friend, or hate like an enemy

Person 1: 4 times 4 is is 24, right?
Person 2: No it's not, you asshat, its 16
Person 1: Oh yeah, you're right, I am an asshat

by NotAWitchFromSalem December 17, 2014

Asshat

A person who is commonly a dick to others. Often bald and arrogant an asshat enjoys to see others do worse than himself. Very anal about everything and the way it has to be done. Most typically also named Chad, Bryant, Greg, Todd, Preston, Doug, or Adam.

Hey, you suck at everything.
Shut up you asshat.

by abelatief February 5, 2015

Asshat

An example of the biggest faggot snare of all. Where he loves shoving his head in people’s asses and tampons up his asshole.

Noah is a asshat bitch.

by Noahharishoe July 23, 2018

Asshat

A person, who, unbeknownst of his own arrogance believes his shit doesn't stink. It's because of this that this individual has no problem wearing their ass as a hat. The result being an individual who subjects everyone around them to their shit.

"Did you hear about that kid who said pot ruins lives?"

"Yeah, actually, I saw him on the news. He's being tried for manslaughter because he was driving drunk."

"He has the balls to say that and ruin his own life?"

"Yeah, he's an asshat."

by way to high May 26, 2015

Asshat

One who's got their head up their ass and needs a cranal-rectal inversion, ASAP.

Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!

by Un Sporko Magnifico July 15, 2008