A humorous derogetary term often used amongst friends meaning a hat worn on the ass (arse, bum, bottom etc)
by maxnewt June 30, 2006
A person, who, unbeknownst of his own arrogance believes his shit doesn't stink. It's because of this that this individual has no problem wearing their ass as a hat. The result being an individual who subjects everyone around them to their shit.
"Did you hear about that kid who said pot ruins lives?"
"Yeah, actually, I saw him on the news. He's being tried for manslaughter because he was driving drunk."
"He has the balls to say that and ruin his own life?"
"Yeah, he's an asshat."
"Yeah, actually, I saw him on the news. He's being tried for manslaughter because he was driving drunk."
"He has the balls to say that and ruin his own life?"
"Yeah, he's an asshat."
by way to high May 24, 2015
A person who is commonly a dick to others. Often bald and arrogant an asshat enjoys to see others do worse than himself. Very anal about everything and the way it has to be done. Most typically also named Chad, Bryant, Greg, Todd, Preston, Doug, or Adam.
by abelatief February 05, 2015
A Asshat is a person, who often do something stupid, and whenever they do the stupid thing, you call them a asshat. You may, or may not like the person, like a friend, or hate like an enemy
Person 1: 4 times 4 is is 24, right?
Person 2: No it's not, you asshat, its 16
Person 1: Oh yeah, you're right, I am an asshat
Person 2: No it's not, you asshat, its 16
Person 1: Oh yeah, you're right, I am an asshat
by NotAWitchFromSalem December 17, 2014
An example of the biggest faggot snare of all. Where he loves shoving his head in people’s asses and tampons up his asshole.
Noah is a asshat bitch.
by Noahharishoe July 23, 2018
by TheForrestExperience February 22, 2015
Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!
by Un Sporko Magnifico June 05, 2005