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Gerard is an assfister
by 163 line June 29, 2004
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Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.
Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
by JacoPirate February 14, 2010
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Assfish

1. An unfortunately-named type of fish. Has, interestingly, the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate, this being perhaps the reason it's called the assfish.

2. (Informal) Imaginative alternative to calling someone an idiot or stupidhead.
I like assfish. They swim in the deep ocean and turn into weird gelatinous messes when brought to the surface!

It didn't take long for it to come out that all of us thought Michael is the biggest assfish we've ever had the displeasure of encountering
by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017
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assfish

The word was derived in Greenland on a school trip, when Tim said that the dish served for dinner was 'assfish'. It is now used (rarely) as a very mildly derogatory term as a general insult.
Get out of my house you assfish!
by Thom182 June 11, 2006
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Assfish

1. Someone inebriated whose proceeds to make fish faces at other people.

2. A person who happens to plant their face into a fish tank and scare off fish. Or anyone who is scary for that matter.

3. Any adult who happens to own a fish themed comforter set and ends up with their friends face buried in the place their ass might be if they were sleeping.
1. Man, that guy at the bar is such an assfish.

2. Don't go and assfish off those people, they are valued customers.

3. Look, that guy is doing the assfish!
by Pntbchhs July 13, 2010
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assisted

When you just finished having sex. You were assisted.
hey John, I just was assisted for Randy, she is a nice assisting woman.
by WHY February 1, 2016
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assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.
by fitnut May 16, 2014
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