mutually assured destruction

a stalemate in a war where both (or more) sides have wordweapons of mass destruction/word.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

Asscrete

When using the restroom-even the toilet bowl water can't wash away the evidence

Man, even a wire toilet brush won't get that asscrete off.

by demon succubus October 17, 2008

mutually assured destruction

term used during the cold war. was used to describe the effect of one party making use of nuclear weapons, which would cause a retaliatory attack from the victim. eventually, both partys, the attacker and victim, would be completly destroyed by the nuclear weapons and no one would win. MAD was on of the main things keeping russia from attacking the US with nukes.

by ashley August 30, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A concept that arose out of the Cold War between the US and USSR. The idea was that both sides had enough fire power and the technology to monitor and deliver it that if either side made a move, the end result would be the destruction of both sides. Sometimes shortened to MAD (which is what it was).

Mutually assured destruction was the equivalent of a Mexican Standoff.

by Nitewing '98 September 2, 2003

mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

Asscream

When a man inserts his penis into a partner's butthole and adds the "chocolate shell", comes back out and adds the recieving partner's favorite icecream sauce to the man's penis. Then, the recieving partner sucks and licks everything off of the penis. This goes on repeatedly. Every new addition of "chocolate shell" is called "getting a scoop".

Guy1: "So what happened to that chick you picked up?"

Guy2: "I took her to my place to get some asscream."

Guy1: "Her breath must smell like chocolate shit."

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011