Ass fuck queer

To be extremely fat, annoying, rude, and ugly. Ass fuck queers can also be pedophiles, rapists, stalkers, prostitutes, or band directors.

Lynn is such an ass fuck queer. What a fat cunt!

by Dumbshit March 22, 2008

cellular ass fuck

Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the shape of a phone (with your thumb and pinky pointing outward while your middle three fingers are closed).

I heard Betty had to buy a new phone because Franky gave her one helluva cellular ass fuck.

by Eric Pazzo October 5, 2007

STURN ASS-FUCKING

a person getting it in theass. While having a serious, calm look on their face.
Or a person who has screwed up majorly that there ass is getting torn up so bad that it starts to bleed with the ripping and thrusting of a males penis.

He was getting a STURN ASS-FUCKING from his boss and looked quiet calm.

by Felix78 January 20, 2009

molten ass fuck

Pouring any heated liquid upon a girls ass, during the act of sex. Take note, if preforming particular positions, said liquid fire may cook your nuts to a hellish shrivel.

Man: "Woman, I'm gonna molten ass fuck the shit out of you later!"

Woman: "What the hell does that mean?"

by DSharks February 13, 2010

boring ass fuck

Instead of saying boring as fuck you say boring ass fuck to show that you are so really really really ridiculously bored that you would rather see two or more people ass fuck each other or participate in it than pay attention or do whatever it is that's boring.

A more extreme version of boring ass.

That movie was so boring ass fuck that i started to gouge my eyes out.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

Mother Ass Fuck

When your mother has enough and puts on a strap-on

Oh god dont give me a mother ass fuck

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

bottle ass fuck

when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman

****true story****
A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked

by bottle ass fucked bitch June 16, 2010