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louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck 

The act in which two gay men commit beastiality by having intercourse with and infant pig. This act causes the piglet's organs to be forced out of it's other orphices. There is also a large amount of fecal matter that accumulates during the process.
Hey Billy, my dad's pig just gave birth. Let's go do a louisiana pig sloppin ass fuck. It will be fun.

bottle ass fuck 

when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman
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A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked

hell ass fuck 

Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.
That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!
hell ass fuck by The WangStein October 10, 2005

shit-ass fuck stick 

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis
shit-ass fuck stick by von groovy September 14, 2019

Lazy-ass fuck 

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Lazy-ass fuck by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

weak ass fuck boy 

It is a term used when you can't stand that person and you know that they are weak.
Look at him, je can't even fight, all he is, is a weak ass fuck boy.

given the ass-fuck 

working my ass off; busy with the A hole

to say someone is busy
Dude 1: Hey, let's go to the next Laker's game.

Dude 2: Can't, I've been given the ass-fuck by my boss lately.
given the ass-fuck by igna April 29, 2007