A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.
Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!
by Benebrius April 10, 2010
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by Invisiblx May 3, 2021
Get the aspia mug.When Pi, the life-threatening Covid-19 variant of concern that came after the variant Omicron, was marginalized by WHO, as it fears that the politically incorrect or mathematically blasphemous label might unprovenly trigger a global outcry or protest among millions of math educators for whatever unspoken or irrational reasons.
From 2020–2023, many different types of Covid-19 variants were floating freely on the planet, but none was as deadly as Pi.
by Fasters May 23, 2023
Get the As Deadly as Pi mug.The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.
by LifeSpan-Void May 28, 2006
Get the half sucked aspirin mug.A person (like me) with Aspergers Syndrome and probably the most creative but most socially struggling kind of person that can fit in. Also the best kind of person. Aspergers Syndrome is on the autism spectrum ASD. And if you insult us you are a stupid b***h.
Me: Hi i’m an aspie.
Random B***h: Lol autistic person, you stupid.
Me: No we better than you stupid normie.
(Mind you i’m 12 right now and we may say our age for clarification just because, so thats another aspie trait for you.
Random B***h: Lol autistic person, you stupid.
Me: No we better than you stupid normie.
(Mind you i’m 12 right now and we may say our age for clarification just because, so thats another aspie trait for you.
by SliceJosiah January 13, 2020
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Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?
Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!
Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?
Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!
Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010
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On the TV show, "The Big Bang Theory" the character Sheldon frequently has Aspiegasms about geeky things.
On the TV show, "The Big Bang Theory" the character Sheldon frequently has Aspiegasms about geeky things.
When I offhandedly mentioned to Brian that my train was in the middle of the road, he had a total Aspiegasm, squealing "Ooh, street running! Take a picture, take a picture!"
by Pete Theroux January 2, 2012
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