Asian

any of a group of people descended from Asia, usually making excellent grades in high school and often becoming doctors; referred to a person who has not made out with a girl or who has not had sex before high school gradutation.

1.) Hey Asian, can I copy your homework?
2.) Goddamn it graduation is coming up in a month and I'm still a virgin, I feel like an Asian!

by beaner man November 14, 2009

Asian

Good at everything but their dick size.

Guy 1. Them asians are sure good at breakdancing

Girl 1. Yea well, its the exact opposite in bed.

by My knowsalot March 05, 2012

Asian

n. Refers to a yellow-skined and almost-closed eyes human who can do everything better than you.

My rival at the math contest is asian, im fucked.

by BernardoCastillo May 25, 2012

Asian

Person with dumb eyes and doesn't know how to drive

"does that guy even know how to drive?"
"no, he's just Asian"

by asians-with-swag March 26, 2013

Asian

The one who have to spend real money in Clash Of Kings in order to win or build castle.

- I just bought 2000 gold to build new army!
- Are you Asian or something?

by D'Great January 29, 2016

Asian

The class topper, the one who gets full marks, the suck-up.

Fuck! That Asian got full marks again!

by skskskskphilswift October 17, 2020

Asian

Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.

Strengths: A+++

Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...

I never knew Timmy was an Asian.

by Average Boy in Da Hood October 04, 2019