Asian

Good at everything but their dick size.

Guy 1. Them asians are sure good at breakdancing

Girl 1. Yea well, its the exact opposite in bed.

by My knowsalot June 12, 2012

Asian

n. Refers to a yellow-skined and almost-closed eyes human who can do everything better than you.

My rival at the math contest is asian, im fucked.

by BernardoCastillo November 5, 2012

Asian

Person with dumb eyes and doesn't know how to drive

"does that guy even know how to drive?"
"no, he's just Asian"

by asians-with-swag March 26, 2013

Asian

The one who have to spend real money in Clash Of Kings in order to win or build castle.

- I just bought 2000 gold to build new army!
- Are you Asian or something?

by D'Great October 13, 2016

Asian

The class topper, the one who gets full marks, the suck-up.

Fuck! That Asian got full marks again!

by skskskskphilswift October 17, 2020

Asian

Like a person but makes Nike's and shitty phones. They also work for barely any money, hahA jokes on them

Lmao you're Asian

by Earl Xi January 14, 2019

Asian

Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.

Strengths: A+++

Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...

I never knew Timmy was an Asian.

by Average Boy in Da Hood October 3, 2019