asian 

An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:

1) Short in stature
2) Gets superb grades
3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else
4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents
5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting
6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL)
7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving)
8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people
8)

Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.

asian by ss69 August 17, 2007

asian 

1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.

NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted

1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.

asian by marcoose the caboose October 21, 2011

Asian 

A race who is said to:

1. Get straight As (true most of the time)
2. Be really good looking (which is really just a matter of opinion)
3. Have small parts (true half the time)
4. Have bad manners (not necessarily true)
5. Have strict parents (sometimes true)
6. Trick people (mostly false)
7. Be a computer expert (true mostly for Asian-AMERICANS)
8. Have tiny eyes (I guess that's somewhat true...)
9. Have only originated in China/Japan (DUH WHAT DO YOU THINK)

There are some asians who get bad grades, and have lazy parents. Not everyone's exactly the same. Being asian can sometimes be a curse to your life since you have extremely high expectations from others. Why can't they just be like normal people?

Asian by jsano July 11, 2014

Asian 

A person who is smart and awesome.

Stranger: Oh my god did you see that asian!?

Stranger’s Friend: Yes! That asian is so smart and awesome.

Asian by A Smart Humab January 25, 2018

Asian 

Asians are fucking smart respect a Asian u shall bow to the Asian and don’t even call him Chinese if they ain’t Asian we gonna spank yo as

I need help Asian comes bow to him

Asian by Hurhguhrufruhfrfuh May 8, 2018

Asian 

the people who will take over the earth; stereotypes include:
we are freakishly smart (which is true)
we are yellow shorties
we sound like Peter Chao
we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes
we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc.
Facts about us:
we are smarticle particles

we are actually very fashionable
we're actually pretty popular
we are AWESOME!!!!

Bob: Do you like being Asian?
(insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO!

Asian by asnfan101 November 13, 2010

Asian 

A human who can do quick maths (basically a human calculator), a person who is a disappointment and a failure. They must become a doctor. And they must be able to play the piano

OMG, HE ASIAN DUDE. THE WOK, BING CHILLING

Asian by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021