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doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.
I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.
by kaneki September 26, 2009
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Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.
Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick
by Dafoock April 2, 2021
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Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004
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appoint

(n) the opposite of disappoint. as in, to approve.
Son, I am appoint
by beannnnnnnnnnnn July 30, 2011
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black-anointed

The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
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Hoe Appointment

The act of appointing a lady or man of overally exterted sexual tendencies or flirtatious mannerisms for company or entertainment.
I can’t tomorrow I set up a random hoe appointment with ole girl.
by BeMoni April 22, 2018
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Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.
"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."
by Cynical Skyline May 24, 2018
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