Milk of Amnesia

Slang used by medical professionals for the drug Propofol which has a similar milky texture to Milk of Magnesia. Propofol is a short-acting sedative and hypnotic with no analgesic properties but is used in adjunct to anesthesia.

"That vent patient is getting twitchy. Give her some milk of amnesia."

by Ippagoggy August 5, 2008

shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

Amnesia Haze

An excellent hybrid strain of Cannabis, mostly Sativa. Slight pepper-y smell when fresh. A bit whiter than common homegrown. Smokes like a beauty, and will leave you feeling happy as a Jew in 1945. Note the bittersweet lemon-pepper taste, and the slow coming but strong high.

Guy1: Bro, you got that OG Kush?
Guy2: Fuck that noise, I got some Amnesia Haze
Guy1: Brah!

by Tsudun April 16, 2011

hangover amnesia

When u wake up after getting totally drunk the night before and look out the window and your car is gone . You call your best friend to tell her your car was stolen and she tells you it is still parked in front of her house.

I drank so much last night that when I woke up I thought my car was stolen but then my friend told me I got a ride home cause I was so out of it. It was a clear case of hangover amnesia

by rageagainsthemachine May 18, 2010

food amnesia

When one eats in excess, claiming he or she "forgot" how much they have eaten

Chuck: Who ate all of the cookies?
Guillermo: I only had 3

Chuck: I'm pretty sure you ate them all beacase you were the only one here when they were eaten, it appears you have food amnesia

by mansour131 August 19, 2009

Dick Amnesia

When a girl ignores all her other friends because she either has a new boyfriend or because her boyfriend is around. Female version of vag amnesia

Jessie's boyfriend came home from school and now she has total dick amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005

keypad amnesia

usually happen among touchscreen phone user,when they keep tapping the screen of non touchscreen phone without realize it's not a touchscreen phone and it has a real keypad

Took several seconds to realize she got keypad amnesia while borrowing my old Nokia 3230.

by fafatonk3kusruk August 25, 2013