avosexual

Feeling romantic toward avocados.

Wow, I'm having a total avosexual moment. I don't remember kissing that boy, but I sure remember devouring the avocado.

by avosexter October 4, 2013

Ammosexual

Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.

"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".

by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020

ammosexual

a gun obsessed person

Andrew said to just at him next time I define ammosexual.

by leiaorgayna June 29, 2022

Allosexual

Sexual attraction to an Allosaurus

“My favorite dinosaur is the Allosaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re an Allosexual.”

by Spinoraptor159 February 15, 2018

Alexsexual

Bust NFL quarterback Alex Smith's nuthuggers that come up with countless Alexcuses to "prove" that its everyone else's fault but his for being an utter failure.

There are a ton of Alexsexuals making Alexcuses on the 49ers.com message board.

by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009

Abrosexual

fellow watermelons.

person 1: I have a sexuality crisis like every day
person 2: you may be a watermelon
person 1:what?
person 2: the abrosexual flag looks like a watermelon

by invisible cat is not visible October 9, 2022

agrosexual

A man who loves plants especially trees more than people regardless their gender.

Frankie is such an agrosexual. Instead of going out with that hot girl, he planted a tree.

by Timmi the Squid April 21, 2019