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Awkward Aloha

When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.
Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.

Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?

Sarah: Yes.

Erin: Awkward Aloha!
by Mean Tricks January 12, 2011
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aloha screwdriver

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.
by bryan February 15, 2004
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alohanani

Aloha means a lot of things. It could mean, "Hello" "Goodbye" or "Love". Nani means "Beautiful".

Alohanani means "Beautiful Love".

A person with this name is very Kindhearted, Loving, Always think of others,Helpful, and Love Hard.
Alohanani is a very hard worker and always looking out for others.
by 77love January 5, 2017
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aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd

the terrible pronunciation and spelling of "allaho eekhbear", oh no wait, it's "allaha akhbarr", dammit i don't know!
I don't know how to sayy aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd!!!!!
by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018
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aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.
I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.
by gustavoalt June 30, 2018
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Alohamora

Used often by Hermione Granger, it is a spell to unlock heavy doors, regardless of the lock - of course unless there is already a charm set on the said door - or weight.
Ron: oh no, the door is locked!
Hermione: oh, move over! Alohamora!
*door unlocks and opens*
by TinyNova November 18, 2020
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ALOHILANI

She be an ALOHILANI
by Eli_8080 May 25, 2021
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