A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.
Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.
Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.
Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.
by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008
Get the Alientology mug.Allentown is not predominately 'white'. As per an article in The Morning Call, the major race is Hispanic (mainly Puerto Rican) at approximately 91%. And according to a recent 'street' survey while serving an 18 month sentence at Lehigh County Prison, located in the heart of Allentown on 4th and Hamilton Streets, Allentown is 87% made of of 'rats' or more specifically, 'confidential informants'. It is a heavily drug-ridden area, mostly serving heroin and crack cocaine. They are in the process of building a multiplex Hockey Arena on 7th & Hamilton, in what most call the 'Belly of the Beast' where MOST of the drug crime occurs. There is a mass amount of prostitution, homelessness and a heavily-used and populated bus station operated by LANTA Bus Lines that houses hundreds of drug addicts and homeless individuals scouring the open spaces asking for money and using the extremely dirty and soiled restrooms in the Dunkin Donuts facility within the terminal, to use their drug of choice.
It is NOT a great place to raise children. The schools are completely dangerous and the city is completely taken over by Latin Kings Gang and various other little street gangs; for example, each and every street has a gang.
I hope that you have made up your mind about moving there or even visiting (passing through) in fear of possibly getting carjacked. Also, if you currently LIVE there, then this should be a reminder and a warning, maybe it's time to find another place to sleep at night.
It is NOT a great place to raise children. The schools are completely dangerous and the city is completely taken over by Latin Kings Gang and various other little street gangs; for example, each and every street has a gang.
I hope that you have made up your mind about moving there or even visiting (passing through) in fear of possibly getting carjacked. Also, if you currently LIVE there, then this should be a reminder and a warning, maybe it's time to find another place to sleep at night.
"Ay bro! Can you believe this, man?!"
"What happened?"
"I was just robbed at gunpoint after I got beat on a crack deal!"
"Where at, bro; let's get'em?!"
"Allentown, man."
"Nah, nevermind, you're on your own; that's what you get for dealing with those damned Puerto Ricans."
"What happened?"
"I was just robbed at gunpoint after I got beat on a crack deal!"
"Where at, bro; let's get'em?!"
"Allentown, man."
"Nah, nevermind, you're on your own; that's what you get for dealing with those damned Puerto Ricans."
by Kid Terror June 16, 2013
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A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.
by Lolocakes February 21, 2009
Get the Almonte mug.Originally from the latin term "Deus" meaning God. the supreme or ultimate reality: as a: the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe.
A being believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship ; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
A being believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship ; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
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Overview
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Alientology is the research and study of aliens and all that entails such as ufology and the history and advancement of the knowledge in cosmology and interstellar travel.
Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.
We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Overview
Research shared by Theresa J Thurmond Morris
Alientology is the research and study of aliens and all that entails such as ufology and the history and advancement of the knowledge in cosmology and interstellar travel.
Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.
We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
Alientology is Our entire culture as humanoid sentient intelligent being species has upgraded our awareness to include topics in life sub divided globally to include art, culture, education, science, technology, history, and folklife.
We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
We are now beginning to include the history of our world in popular genre topics such as archaeology, anthropology, and interstellar travel and communication.
It is a growing phenomenon that the history of phenomenology and the paranormal is growing in cyberspace. We now share another level of existence designed for communication, education, entertainment, and the further advancement of our own intelligence with technology as the resource. We come by the growth and inspiration of all from our own imaginations which is fueled by our own humanoid curiosity as to who, what, when, where, and how things work and/or exist.
by tjmorris December 6, 2016
Get the Alientology mug.Someone who will blindly protect a specific person even if the person is known to have backstabbed, threatened to kill them, and talked bad about them in the past. The reason for this is unknown, yet it may be because of a weird lust for the person, or some kind of mental issue.
Chris: I don't like his content and never did... That's my opinion.
AlienTea: I like you, but don't be a jealous cuck. I love Scrub and will blindly protect him no matter what!
*Friend 1 shows friends*
Friend 2: Yep, that's AlienTea
AlienTea: I like you, but don't be a jealous cuck. I love Scrub and will blindly protect him no matter what!
*Friend 1 shows friends*
Friend 2: Yep, that's AlienTea
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