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alfalfa farmer

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.
That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.
by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006
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Alfalfa King

A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.
by thebongghitter June 29, 2011
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alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
by Big Bad Billy March 14, 2007
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alleluia

One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet .alleluia is a shy cute guy who every lady would love to be with .
I'm lucky to have an alleluia in my life
by ademide March 29, 2017
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alfea

Alfea is beautiful in her heart and on the outside. Alfea is strong and will push through hard times on her own. She can be a little stubborn and independent at times because, she forgets that her friends are here for her. Alfea is a badass/baddie and she's not fake so don't be fake to her because she deserves so much better than that. She is hilarious and can make you smile even when you're crying. She is easy to be around and doesn't judge you for feeling yourself or just being you. Alfea is lowkey a crackhead sometimes but, she is one of the best. She is smart and an amazing friend. If you ever meet an alfea just always remember to take care of her and be there for her. She is special and you will not want to lose her.
"hi i'm alfea"
"hi alfea, i like your name. It's like a fairy lol"
by ewwtf* January 6, 2020
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Ibrahim Afellay

The Moroccan-Dutch soccer player who is currently signed to FC Barcelona. The 25 year old made himself quite a debut in the 2010 World Cup, playing for the Netherlands. He is known to be a sex god and very good looking. When he enters the field, you simply can't help but go crazy and maybe break something.
Whatsup, ladies? Ibrahim Afellay in the house!
by motherchucker October 15, 2011
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Alfalfa male

A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.

Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
by Daveaflav May 19, 2014
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