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los alamos police department

Crooked cops who are hell bent on the destruction and/or obedience of the local youth. If ever in trouble with merciless villains, your best bet is to run. They are nothing but resentful, bloodthirsty, whale-like, cigarette smokers. They think they are hot fucking snot and have nothing better to do but bust parties and act like cocky condescending bastards to everyone else. Fuck the LAPD!
officer blue heres to you... fuck los alamos police department
by Crime Dawg March 30, 2009
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Alamo Heights

Alamo. Heights is a small town in the heart of San Antonio. Alamo Heights is renowned for it's academic excellence and is also well known for their state champion sports teams. Many stereotypes are made about Alamo Heights. These are made by people who are too ignorant to realize that Alamo Heights is not a snobby, rich, bubble, but a wholesome community built on values and family. There are, although, some people who match this stereotype, but the normal people much outweigh the snobs. Many Oh9ers as they're called, are nice and considerate. Alamo heights is really no different from any other suburb and should be treated as such. Any one who bashes Alamo Heights is mostly just jealous and feels inferior to nothing greater than where thy are.
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Alamo Whites

A suburb in San Antonio for the rich. Formally known as Alamo Heights, it contains things like $30,000 rolex watches, private family-owned planes, and huge houses. The majority of the people living there are white, hence the title, "Alamo Whites." Some people refer to it as a bubble, because AW's marry other AW's and reproduce more AW's. All of the schools are within the suburbs, along with everything else.
"Man, you're so rich. Why don't you live in Alamo Whites?"

"We weren't accepted becuase we don't own a private jet."
by Walker Is My BFF!!!! September 1, 2009
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alimony babe

A female who lives in one of the varied United States that provides alimony payments for an ambitionless female, who attracts a certain type of male who only frequents such states; who is searching for an easy, low expectation relationship with her, who finds her a real cheap catch, that another man/alimony payor continues to support, unbenounced to the alimony female.
Hey man did you check out that hot alimony babe? Yeah shes a real catch, her ex husband still pays alimony and I don't have to do nothing... I can take her for a .99 cent burger and she'll do anything sexually...
by shanlew April 26, 2011
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the alamo poop

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.
by Zzzara July 3, 2021
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Los Alamos

Site of the Manhatten Project. A small town located in a New Mexico forest where rich, socially awkward scientists who go to work wearing sandals in combination with long socks plot to blow up North Korea and start a nuclear war. (But they deny this when you ask them about it)

Checkpoints are located along the roads leading into Los Alamos, and the guards are always very cheerful people who will agree to have their pictures taken if you ask nicely.
Los Alamos High School Girl: Last night at 12 a black van came up to my house and my parents drove off in it without telling me where they were going!
Friend: So what? Happens to me all the time, because i have an internship at the Lab. Want to race to see who can solve their Rubik's Cube faster? I just learned a new algorithm for it and I bet it works faster than yours!
by fruit not vegetable August 6, 2011
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Alamo City

podner I'm headin' on down to Alamo City to get me a woman
by eduardo verde September 10, 2013
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