Aladdin

A shitty ripoff of richard williams the thief and the cobbler, designed to keep the standards of animation low.

I fucking hate Michael Eisner and how he wants to keep the animation standards low by creating Aladdin.

by doodeet3 November 28, 2021

Do an Aladdin

To take a poop.

I have to do an Aladdin.

by Jacksoncage August 21, 2021

Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Aladdin

A street rat, druggie woman who would rather be on the street doing drugs than be in a relationship or with someone who cares for them.

Person 1. Dude Did you see Cher? She straight up left her man to be on the streets to be smoking jale. Smoking G. That Meth shit.

Person 2. Yeah, I saw her around the QT gas station with the tweakers. What an Aladdin.

by RJ the Jizzle September 19, 2021

Aladdin Fingers

When a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a "Whole New World" of sensitivity in their fingertips.

MARCIA: "Come pet my dog, Stacy!"

STACY: "I can't, Marcia! I have Aladdin Fingers! My senses will be overloaded!"

MARCIA: "You're hella-weird, Stacy!"

by zoecou March 29, 2014

gay Aladdin

A guy who “can show you the world.”

More specifically, the shining, shimmering, splendid gay world.

A man who helps a freshly-out gay man explore his newly embraced sexuality.

See also: freshly ripe fruit

James just came out of the closet, so he and his gay Aladdin are going to Pride next weekend.

by Patchrik! April 28, 2020