affection erection

An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.

I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.

by hsbones November 3, 2011

Affucktion

Affuction is an inclination felt towards a member of the opposite sex that is based primarily on the want or need to fuck

Girl: No way, my relationship with Harrison isn't based on affection.

Guy: It's based on affucktion

by Cricket Thatcher and Cornelius October 30, 2008

Affection horny

When you're horny but for cuddles and hugs not sex.

Marian was hot and bothered but Joel was just affection horny so they didnt have sex.

by Mon amour April 19, 2016

public displays of affection

Romantic body language and/or
passionate physical interaction between lovers in full public view. When over-used or too graphic, can be indicative of an insecure couple in an unstable relationship. PDA exhibitionism is used by many couples to prove their love to onlookers, and to elicit envy.

"Look at those two douchebags and their tacky public displays of affection, playing tonsil hockey over there like a couple of ferrets in heat. Get a room!

by cocoa puffz July 30, 2008

affection

to facetime your girl and show your liking towards her

Anna showed affection to all her friends and family.

by abby lindel January 12, 2021

Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008

affection burn

When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.

Or scraping toenails against their skin.

Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !

I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.

by WeiHaiWei March 1, 2014