Your Aunt Adopted

The ultimate comeback, Not even god himself can defy this and must submit to thegodly powers of this. Even the feared "Your Cousin Non Binary" cant compare with this.

Jack: Your Mom Gay
Jill: No u
Jack: Your Dad lesbian
Jill: Your sister a mister
Jack: .... Thats it. I gotta do it to you
YOUR AUNT ADOPTED
Jill: Gets removed from existence and no dosen't even exist anymore and gets evaporated

by Uhhh Yizzle May 14, 2018

adopted

what people say when they get annoyed with someone.
when a chlid or adult that once was a child has no parents or was given up for adoption.

1 "no one loves you james.... youre adopted"
2 "i feel so bad for amanda shes adopted"

by Haliee <3 April 6, 2007

Adopted

Hilarious insult used to embarass, humiliate, or emotionally destroy a jackass.

"Oh my god! Guess what?"
"What?"
"You're adopted."

by Aly Boss Ginnetti January 25, 2009

Adopted

Its what you are

Son, Your adopted. So is your mother.

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

You're adopted

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.

Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.

by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

Adopted Penis

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006

Adopted

A orphan who was raised in a non-biological family

Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare

Me: How does that Asian kid get bad grades?
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!

by Not Adopted February 13, 2018