Alcorning

To lie or deceive in a very open and obvious manner, usually accompanied with a snide facial expression.

It sounds like Josh was just alcorning as usual.

by Young Joshua April 4, 2012

Rusty Accordian

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position

Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian

by R.M.C, October 23, 2008

Accrington

Accrington could be used as a dictionary example of a shithole. I6t is trapped between the majestic beauty of Blackburn and Burnley, both of which deserve greater recognition. Blackburn had the recent honour of being voted one of the ten grimmest towns in the northwest and Burnley is one of the only towns to have BNP (British National Party~~ formerly the British Nazi Party) councillors. Most of the denizens of Accrington are Townies, elsewhere known as Scallies Chavs and Pikeys. Consequently there is an impressively large JJB, and the All Sports gets a lot of business. The Market is also the place to go to get Bling and there is an impressive quantity of Jewellers who trade of the magpie like qualities off Townies (attracted to shiny and tacky things). Accrington has the some of the worst health care, the lowest numbers of students going into higher education and an impressive crime rate. A lot of this can be explained by the fact that house prices in Accrington are among the lowest in the country; therefore you can assume it’s the only place where these “people” can afford to live. The only places that can beat Accrington are its suburbs - unlike in most cities where the worst place is the inner city, Accrington has merged into the surrounding towns infecting them like a cancer. Only Baxenden has escaped. Ironically one of its neighbours is the Ribble Valley, which is the reverse in every way. Everyone with sense from Accy (as it is locally known) ends up there if they can afford paying £250,000+($458,380.99+) for a two up two down terrace in the centre of Whalley.

A) My Doctor said that I've got to drink more milk or I'll end up having to play for Accrington Stanley
B)Accrington Stanley who are they?
A) Exactly


(Two Scouser kids)

by Me November 1, 2004

Accordionated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time

Dave's a multi-tasker; he accordionated without crashing into the guardrail.

by xPIPx August 7, 2010

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

Dirty accordion

When a girl is playing with the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I gave Jeff a dirty accordion and he enjoyed the tunes.

by Robocophasshittytitties April 16, 2021

Accrington

Is a sad drug dealers paradise with a population of 50k wedged in the middle of the NorthWest 50% of people are sados that will stab u for a bag of chips.25% are elders that have cancer and the rest are nerds that play xbox. Accrington is like an Ebola infecting nearby towns with chav disease only Baxenden has escaped.It is full of school kids with drug dealing fathers that will play knock a door run on your house,smash ur window and scratch your car.

Im from Accrington.
My mum got stabbed in Accrington

by Big Shaq 1 January 15, 2018