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Accidental Bookmark

During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
by AssManAndy January 9, 2019
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accidental fries

you know that moment when you ordered fries: you patiently wait for them

and when you get them you see some accidental fries. That is without any doubt the best moment in life of every adequate person. You would never order curly fries on your own, but the feeling of getting 2-3 of them in your normal fries is tangible.
accidental fries in How I Met Your Mother:
A few years earlier, Barney met Blauman for a drink at MacLaren's. Barney was upset at Blauman for eating four fries from the basket Barney had ordered (after declining to order any food himself). Not only did he eat four fries, but the fourth one was an "accidental curly."
by billbilly_bill June 5, 2022
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accidental blow job

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.

Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006
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accidental love

when two people are together alone and bored, start playing little games that eventually end in a accidental kiss then more kissing on purpose.
when Elaine and I first met, we got stuck on backstage duty we ended up making accidental love
by hydroflame January 14, 2008
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Accidental Bidet

When taking a large shit and it hits the water with such force that the water comes back and splashes your cornhole.
Victoria had chipotle for lunch and multiple alcoholic beverages the night before. The combination of beer shits and chipotle had her prairie dogging until she finally reached the toilet. While unleashing the cracken on the can, the shit splashed the water with enough weight for the water to splash back up and hit her butthole. To which she reacted, "Ah how refreshing, the ole accidental bidet."
by leilanotthesong October 12, 2012
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Accidental Corndog

When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.

See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob
When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.
by dick7 April 15, 2013
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Accidental Homosexuality

When straight guy is looking at porn, he looks for a good picture to masturbate to. Once he finds a good picture(of a girl), he starts doing his business in front of the computer. But if just as hes about to release his stream of protein, possibly into a tissue or (in rarer cases) the wall, A popup with a guy spread his asshole thirteen inches appears just as his unfortunate sperm exits his body. There is usually shock, pain, and humiliation as the man has just became.... another victim of accidental homosexuality.
"Dude! I was a victim of accidental homosexuality last night."
by Anon Namus July 23, 2008
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