"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"
by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009
Get the windows accelerator mug.When a man/woman is destined to break up with their partner and so by sleeping with them you simply accelerate the process, thus providing a useful service, you are then an accelerator.
One bloke talking to another in a pub - "My friend Samantha is just waiting to dump her annoying boyfriend so if I sleep with her this weekend then I am just acting as an accelerator"
by captain assbeard January 19, 2011
Get the Accelerator mug.An exceedingly autistic larper who made his OC his entire personality.
He is known for calling those who disagree with him pathetic nihilists and/or manipulative sociopaths.
Despite being gay and ugly, he still claims to have a way with women.
He is known for calling those who disagree with him pathetic nihilists and/or manipulative sociopaths.
Despite being gay and ugly, he still claims to have a way with women.
by mexicangravy June 9, 2023
Get the AcceleratedCat mug.A skeptical term used as a pun for "AI". Intended to convey the idea that any "AI" (circa 2023), which has been trained on vast amounts of human-generated data, is really doing little more than making the same old mistakes we've always made, only faster.
ChatGPT is nothing more than a stochastic parrot. It's like working with a team member that's on drugs and often lies to you. It's nothing more than accelerated ignorance.
by AJB999 July 14, 2023
Get the Accelerated Ignorance mug.when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
Get the This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. mug.Participants in a startup accelerator. Either the startup or the entrepreneurs in an acceleration program can be referred to as 'acceleraties'.
The new acceleraties arrived to begin their program.
The accelerator made the acceleraties attend an interpersonal communications workshop.
The accelerator made the acceleraties attend an interpersonal communications workshop.
by charlemajne December 12, 2018
Get the Acceleraties mug.(noun) The extreme expression of anger required to get a large (often sedentary) project or team moving faster.
Given how disorganized this project is, we'll need Kim to bring some accelerage to the next meeting.
by Jon Dee-Oreo January 27, 2022
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