Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008

absolutely perfect

Kaitlin Leigh-Ann Fro Harden

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl

by doggystylebum July 19, 2010

ABSOLUTELY

ABSOLUTELY comes from the one and only group - my favourite molecule is jager WE LOVE ASS, BOOZE, AND PUSS

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ABSOLUTELY BABYYYY!! - Adam (Hound aka Condom Filler), Jack (Steve), Matt (Alfonzo), Jack (Gonzo), Charlie (UNIT), Duncan (Rinser), Tommy (Lil Tommy 2020, Montreal is not ready)

Fired up to participate in an activity.

Ex:
Person 1 - RumPunch?
Person 2 - ABSOLUTELY

by LiilTommy February 19, 2019

absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016

ABSONOTLY

absolutely not

My answer to the last question is absonotly

by Shiny Boy February 6, 2017

absunotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly.

Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absunotly!"

by Konkuror February 28, 2010

Absolutely

used to emphasize that something is completely true
You're absolutely right.
He made it absolutely clear.
I'm not absolutely certain I posted it.
It was absolutely pouring with rain.
absolutely no…, absolutely nothing used to emphasize something negative
She did absolutely no work.
There's absolutely nothing more the doctors can do.

There’s absolutely nothing more the doctors can do

by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020