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A bridge too far

This basically is a synonym for “a long shot”, or an overly ambitious plan.

The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.

It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said “I think we may be going a bridge too far”, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure.
Person 1: “I’m going to try to finish the essay the morning it’s due.”
Person 2: “I think that’s a bridge too far buddy...”

“I think we may be going a bridge too far.”
— Lieutenant-General Frederick Browning
by A solid cube of tungsten October 28, 2018
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The abridged version

The abridged version (noun): is a lie.
Jaake: How did this happen? Why?
Amir: Abridged version?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: I don't know.
Jake: Long version?
Amir: Leron told me there was money in here.
Jake: Gotcha. So the abridged version is a lie.
Amir: Oh, yeah.
by Sweeney Sexy Todd July 24, 2011
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albridge

The Abridge will surely be the savior of the White race. When the Albridge Gate is opened, the steads will be unleashed at their full power and glory. When these Prosto Steads are released, big fat helicopter blades forcefully burst out of their backs, protruding noticeably and slapping the air loudly and obnoxiously. They will strive to be like Darth Wader, collecting all the big black prostate bags from Albridge and swinging them around in the sky with their mind powers. Then, comes the chemical prostate bombings. These big black bags will fall from the skies like a Jizz rain, and will eliminate all the intended targets. All Pure Whites will be spared, but the chemicals are highly toxic toward the crazy monkeys, the crazy, crazy monkeys. The skies will be filled with a great choir of airborne, aerodynamic crabs repeatedly chanting, "Shit Mariel! Shit Mariel!", and all the wives and concubines will be sent up! The steads will throw pencils at the helachinks and it will fly way over their heads! The air will be filled with the sweet scent of fresh prostates, and tons of prostates will be suspended in the air in a sort of freefall, and the steads will stare at those prostates with a passionate intent, their mouths wide open, drippling with visible strands of white, slimy saliva. Is this event mentioned in the Old Testament, or the New Testament?? Who knows, but it will certainly be a beautiful day, on the day it does happen...
Person #1: "Ummmmm what happened, why are there fresh dripping prostates everywhere, and no monkeys anywhere??"
Person #2: "The Albridge Gate has just opened, welcome to the brand new nation, the Oppressed People of Chinkistead!"
by Chinkistead420 February 5, 2023
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Ambridge

A shitty little town north of Pittsburgh. The name came from The American Bridge Co. The mascot is a "Bridger", What the HELL is that? The football team used to be good, back in the 30's and 40's. But they have the best band in the county.
Wow! Ambridge is a REALLY shitty town.
by Me November 18, 2003
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build a bridge and get over it

When people annoy and can't seem to get over stuff that happened in the past!

These people need a doze of reality.
Q: I caught my gf cheating. What would you do?
A: Yikes! Caught in the act. This is a no brainer dude, move on!. If she did it on you, she'll do it on him. Plain & simple she ain't worth your troubles, build a bridge and get over it.

http;//www,buildabridgeandgetoverit,com
by BuildabridgeEngineer January 2, 2012
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Build a Bridge and get over it

What someone say to a person,telling them the get a life and forget about in a humorous way
example one:
Girl:*cry* my boyfriend cheated on me!
Brother:Whatever,build a bridge and get over it.

example two:
Girl: *cry* my dog I had for over 15 years just died!
friend: Build a Bridge and get over it,it looked like it was dead anyways

example three:
Girl: I think I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: Build a Bridge and get over it,now lets have sex

I feel real sorry for that chick...
by TheMagicMuffin May 9, 2010
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build a bridge

two men joining hands while one is receiving fellatio and the other is having intercourse with the same woman. Regional variation on the Eiffel Tower.
"Dude, let's build a bridge with Grace tonight!"
by OCULAR! November 8, 2011
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