aardvark

go aardvarks!!we're goint to kick Derby's ASS!!
by Dunya May 03, 2005
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Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose
by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020
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Disturbed Aardvark

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.
Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.
by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018
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aardvark cum

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!
by minecraft129 February 29, 2012
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Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.
"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"
by Tswizzie September 13, 2013
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sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.
She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.
by MoparPogue August 13, 2013
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Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.
Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"
by MikeyG4753 July 04, 2013
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