avocado smash

Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.

Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"

by SAAAAp August 12, 2016

Avocado Taco

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.

Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!

by White Goodmen May 14, 2009

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 17, 2017

Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 9, 2010

avocadovr

A Gorrila
Often called “green monkey”
If you see Mr. Avocado he would like a hug!
He is cool human!

“Hey go tag Avocadovr!”
“I can’t he’s to good!”

by amonkeylol February 26, 2022

An avocado in the gutter

Feeling out of place or awkward in social gatherings or situations

Chloe: “I wore the wrong clothes today… I feel like an avocado in the gutter”

Char: “what?”

by Circeeee April 5, 2022

Nikocado Avocado

The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.

I am watching Nikocado Avocado because I’m not a chad.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022