The prettiest, most sexiest girl alive. The most popular in the school. Everyone wants to be her friend and she can get a boyfriend in the snap of her fingers. If the Aisosa you know isn't as beautiful just wait till she glows up! She is going to be the best person ever! Your dream person. She will most likely be an actress, a singer, an athlete or a model. And she will have a youtube channel to top it all off! She is the best person ever! If you are reading this and you know an Aisosa, quickly go ask her to be your girlfriend or best friend! You wont regret it. Imagine the women of your dreams them times that by infinity. Yeah that's Aisosa.
Every person within a 100mile radius of Aisosa: OMG! There goes Aisosa! My dream wife/bestfriend.
*When she comes up to you* *Faints*
Aisosa: Ummmm... Ok well imma call an ambulance real quick*
*Aisosa call ambulance then leaves*
When the person/people recover: Wha...What happened!
Docter: Ohh well a girl named Aisosa saw you faint so she brought you to hospital but she left.
The person/people: OMG AISOSA BROUGHT ME AN AMBULANCE!!!!!
The End
*This is based on real-life events*
*When she comes up to you* *Faints*
Aisosa: Ummmm... Ok well imma call an ambulance real quick*
*Aisosa call ambulance then leaves*
When the person/people recover: Wha...What happened!
Docter: Ohh well a girl named Aisosa saw you faint so she brought you to hospital but she left.
The person/people: OMG AISOSA BROUGHT ME AN AMBULANCE!!!!!
The End
*This is based on real-life events*
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Used by Australians in most of the circumstances where americans may chant U-S-A U-S-A.
This may be at one of the frequent moments of a fantastic sporting performance by an Aussie, or when nothing's happening.
Believed to have been derived from the Welsh 'Oggie Oggie Oggie - Oi Oi Oi!', which might actually mean something...
Seems to have peaked during the 2000 sydney olympics.
Occasionally repeated several times consecutively, the 'Oi' chorus growing louder with each calling.
Used by Australians in most of the circumstances where americans may chant U-S-A U-S-A.
This may be at one of the frequent moments of a fantastic sporting performance by an Aussie, or when nothing's happening.
Believed to have been derived from the Welsh 'Oggie Oggie Oggie - Oi Oi Oi!', which might actually mean something...
Seems to have peaked during the 2000 sydney olympics.
Occasionally repeated several times consecutively, the 'Oi' chorus growing louder with each calling.
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First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015
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by TallandThick September 26, 2015
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The aussie who didn't give a fuck what other countries talk shit about, drank 45 beers after watching the footy.
by Benno February 25, 2007
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by anonymous ;)))))))) February 21, 2019
Get the Aisosa mug.sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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