Astronomical Neck

when a girl gives you the best head you’ve ever received.

“Yeah bro, she gave me that astronomical neck last night. It was crazy”

by 5sosl October 16, 2021

legitimately astronomically

A suspiciously emphatic assertion of high probability

Is it true? The odds are legitimately astronomically in your favor. Would I lie to you?

by d. batman May 29, 2018

Astronoming

The act of a CEO having an extra marital affair with the CPO, whilst the head of Human Resources watches.

"Oh Andy is definitely Astronoming that chick" - Chris Martin

by TaFdEr July 18, 2025

Astronomical Chaos

A pedophile FANDOM Star who gets his dick rided by FANDOM staff

He likes kids /srs
Watch bruh wrecks noobs' videos on him

person 1: yo did you hear about astronomical chaos
person 2: yeah i hope he doesnt diddle me

by addictBWN September 14, 2025

astronomical unit

an astronomical unit is light years away, it's 12e in math which = a trillion light years

guy 1:umm
guy 2: astronomical unit

by mlg pro 11212005 April 12, 2017

Astronomical/Astronomically

A word the teachers often use to justify going back to school just because one kid sneezed louder than he should've

Mrs.Karen:There will be absolutely no noise on this bus.
Wyatt: *sneezes*
Mrs.Karen:We're going back to school you can blame wyatt for Sneezing so Astronomically loud

Wyatt:But I was just Sneezing-
Mrs.Mcmhan: Shut it stop talking back to a teacher.

Wyatt: But I-
Everyone else on the bus: Shut up you ruined it for us.

Astronomical/Astronomically

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020