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Sandusky Alignment

The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
by Coke Can November 19, 2011
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Self-alignment

An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.
In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment.
by Afnan Kikia November 19, 2017
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Alignment

The word you use when you are in a business meeting and can't think of anything worthwhile to say.
The team really need to align our activities in order to maintain our alignment to the business's core strategies
by Huwsiph December 19, 2018
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34 missing assignments

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.
Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?
by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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Asianments

The small packages of soy sauce, sweet and sour sauce, and hot mustard that accompany take-out Chinese food/Asian condiments.
This rice is dry, please pass the asianments.
by Hous Bin Pharteen March 31, 2013
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KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.
1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!
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