Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle October 3, 2008

Gaggle of ass

A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums

Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.

by natmckn June 26, 2012

first piece of ass syndrome

When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.

-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.

by Jonks January 28, 2005

Bag of ass

Navy term

1.Used to describe one's uniform or appearance as unsat or out of regulation.

2. Used to describe a feeling of being hungover or unwell.

1. Damn, sailor. It looks like you were hit with a bag of ass!

2. Man, I woke up this morning feeling like a bag of ass.

by Nicodemus May 9, 2004

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Hot piece of ass

Somebody who is absolutely fine af and is extremely attractive. You would describe this person as hot, sexy, etc.

Wow Rob is such a hot piece of ass. His eyes are as blue as the ocean and you can see his biceps through his shirt!

by SarahSpeakstheTruth April 12, 2015

Pile of Ass

(n.) Any bad-smelling scenario.

Dave: It smells so fucking bad!
Charley: Yeah no shit! It smells like a pile of ass in here!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010