aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011

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asprin

Also used to thin blood, factor V etc... (a rather large word anti something or another) It keeps you alive!!! Mind you that you should not take it unless your doctor tells you too!

My legs are starting to bruise!
-have you taken your asprin?
No, I better go take it now!

by Jarmaine April 8, 2007

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Someone who is constantly making out as if they are going to achieve something.

Someone who forever gives the allusion they will become grand and better than everyone around them in order to be gazed at in awe without actually doing anything.

Araziel is always talking to her friends and family about how she is aspiring to become a great artist and will be highly regarded as an intellectual in the field. In reality, Araziel (real name Elizabeth) is a first year uni student who just smokes pot and takes selfies in her gym clothes. She has never in reality studied art for a second and knows nothing about it. Therefore Araziel is an 'aspiring artist' and 'ain't done shit!'

by Tucuman Munyo November 10, 2013

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ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019

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