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Asian Parents

Their logic include:
1) since they gave birth to you, they think can control what you watch on YouTube, Television, etc.
2) since they gave birth to you, they think they can control what you listen to on the radio or any other thing that you can stream music on, such as, Spotify, Pandora. Etc.
3) their logic for grades :

A=acceptable

B= almost acceptable

C= compared, crime

D=dead

F= you're fucked
4) they control your hair cut

Acceptable hair cuts include :
Girls: long flowing hair, bob cut, bangs, side bangs, and basically any thing but boy hair cuts.
Boys: bowl cut, buzz cut, fowhawk.
5) they feed you and shove food on you, then calls you fat afterwards

6) if you spend more than an hour on any electronic device, you're fucked
7) they won't let you play any sport other than swimming, dancing (any type), badminton, or tennis. Claiming it's too dangerous

8) they compare you to their relative's, friend's, or co-workers' sons or daughters and say you should "follow their example and do better then them so they could brag to their parents"
Asian kid:oh shit, I got a C on this test, my parents are gonna kill me
White kid: just switch it with mine, I got an A
Asian kid: they're gonna find out, they always find out,
They're Asian parents, whatever you do, they'll always find out
by Asian child 101 April 13, 2016
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Asian Parent Syndrome

Asian Parent syndrome, often abbreviated as APS, is a genetic disorder prevalent in young Asians. It is characterized by a high level of expectation and discipline. Often, it can result in social disabilities. Also, common symptoms include excessive studying, fear of the letter "B," and high stress levels. Males are especially prone to this disease.
Hey, can Cho-Chang come to the party?
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that

I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."
by Androi October 27, 2011
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Asianplode

To Asianplode means when a person bursts out with asian:songs, food, language/words and or traditions

Forms: Asianplode Asianploded asianplodes asianploding
Wow Morsal just asianploded
I think she is gonna Asianplode
I am asianploding
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Gateway Asian

An Asian man who dates outside of his race and often converts women into being attracted to Asians. For example, a Gateway Asian will often hear “you’re the first Asian guy I’ve ever been with.”

This is typically a male because Asian men generally don’t have a lot of attention from non-Asian women.
“Notice how Vince tends to attract chicks who have never dated an Asian before? How’d he breakthrough?”

“Dude, I thought you knew. He’s a freaking Gateway Asian. If they don’t work out, her next boyfriend will probably be Asian too.”
by GatewayExpert June 27, 2023
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Asian cock

An Asian person’s cock. Just like other guys, Asian guys’ penises vary in size. There are huge and not so huge Asians, and average ones in between, just like any race. Pro-tip: Judge a man’s size based on its erect state. Some folks are showers, others are growers.

Fun fact: Erect Asian cocks are noted for their hardness.
Ooh yeah, baby, I love the way your Asian cock feels in me
by SamBissell June 10, 2023
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asimina

the name of the best person i have ever met in my entire life. she is the sweetest most respectful girl you will ever meet. and if you run across an asimina then you know you are running across the greatest girl in the world. and if by chance you happen to catch her heart never let it go and never ever injure it.
Always do what you feel is right Asimina.
by sorrymoobah September 25, 2011
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D'Asia

She's funny pretty loyal and chill she's a great friend and listener she can be crazy and slow at times she laughs at almost everything she really goofy however she don't take bullshit and dont hold anything back she speaks her mind rather you like it or not she can be very conceited and can get physical at times she can be very sensitive but wouldn't show it other girls often show jealousy towards her but she doesn't care shes smart cool and has many boys drooling for her
Boy : I want me a D'Asia
by Joyster4 September 10, 2016
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