Asgard

Historical protectors of the Nodic realm. The Asgards are the primary reason the Nordic people didn't turn out as gay as people from Greece.

The reason that Erik The Red wasn't as gay as Alexander The Great was because of the ass-guard worn by many Nordic warriors.

by Alfie The Horndog July 24, 2008

Asghar

INCREDIBLY NICE AND HUMBLE PERSON. HE IS ALSO A DOHCNEHB AND EVERYONE WANTS TO BE IN HIS COMPANY

THEE ART AN ASGHAR

by PessuuDuhnim July 13, 2021

Asger

A fat pig

because he who is the father of peppa pig is called Asger

by Says only the right thing September 24, 2020

Nebraska-Asger

Having a woman give you a blow job, while you are taking a hugh shit

she lost a bet, so I gave her a Nebraska-Asger

by ringo-starrrr February 17, 2009

Asgusting

it means disgusting but it is just easier to say

Mark: Hey Jen, I am making liver for dinner!

Jen: Ew! Dont make liver! Liver is ASGUSTING!

by Juanitititita June 30, 2008

Asganan

Short for 'Whats Going On?', Also used as a greeting

Friend 1: 'Asganan B?'
Friend 2: Nuttin much, jus chillin'

by Dunkan B December 21, 2008

Asgustins

A form of disgusting but dramatically worse.

Ew, honey I found your skid marked underwear in the trash can, that's asgustins.

by Baldheadweiner March 15, 2017