Alpha

an ironic term used to describe a peevish, quirky male in his mid-40s who is: either a virgin or close to it, hopelessly in love with a woman or women who never think about him sexually, a complete dork who is unable to communicate with women or anyone else in a non-awkward manner (and who is completely unaware of his awkwardness), yet is nonetheless endearing because of his heart of gold & propensity for loving large aquatic mammals.

Onlooker #1: "Hey look at that dork talking to that gorgeous babe!"
Onlooker #2: "Is she actually SMILING at him? I think she is. Wow."
Onlooker #1: "Yes, she has that look in her eyes like she is about to hug a puppy."
Onlooker #2: "Oh I get it... That dude's not just a dork. He's an Alpha."
Onlooker #1: "I think he's showing her a statuette of a humpback whale.. Yep. Definitely an Alpha."

by Lilac Snitloch April 3, 2009

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A guy which one is too self confident. But behind the hard shell he is a little bit shy and easy to attack.

The Chatter Alpha from Xat

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Alpha

some shit nobody asked for or wants; something everyone hates

"All my favorite TV shows just got canceled and replaced with some pay TV crap nobody's watching!" "Shit, that's so Alpha."

by JarekQQ2d7 November 14, 2016

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A amazing guy funny athletic and smart his penis is amazing in size you would be lucky to get penetrated he is the admin of any chat and ck mom is a bitch

Alpha got a big ass dick yeah amina it's huge

by Joshua numan June 15, 2016

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