Alberto 

That nigga will fuck u up he a fukin thug don't mess wit dat nigga

Alberto my nigga that dude is a cold hearted crazy straight up thug ass mothafucka

Alberto by Emma209 March 10, 2019

Alberto 

Some nigga that wants to “go back home”.
Likes to watch anime and jerk off to hentai. Really good at Minecraft. Sees the world in black & white. Very realistic and pessimistic. VERY MEAN AND YELLS AT HIS FRIENDS. Friends are useless like Sakura Haruno. Lowkey loves his friends and family he just stubborn. Kawaii in the streets but Senpai in the sheets.

Alberto will fuck on yo bitches

Alberto by BubbyChan April 21, 2021

Alberto 

An alberto is a poo-ho, a very undesirable woman. This word references Alberto Pojols (pronounced Alberto Poohos)

Origin:
Poo- fecal waste
Ho- a prostitute

Usage: often used by a friend to stealthily alert one that he is flirting with a poo-ho

A man is talking to a very unattractive woman at a party, and his friend walks up to him, saying, "Alberto is on the phone for you. Let it ring."

Alberto by Poobamaster December 4, 2007

alberto 

A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.

friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.

alberto by Bj Martinez June 8, 2013

Alberto 

That one nigga in the group that keeps farting . Often takes from 5 to 8 shits a day

Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm

Alberto by Noadjan February 13, 2020

alberto 

alberto is a very athletic boy who is smart but dumb at times, he is fine af and knows it. alberto loves soccer but sucks ass at it.

damn alberto is fine af

alberto by ampy bambi November 24, 2021

Alberto 

annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨

He is such an Alberto like GODDAMN STFU

Alberto by wedontgafaboutthatbitch November 11, 2019