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Skunk Pussy Albatross

"You're a skunk pussy albatross"

"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"

Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"

Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"
by The REAL JakeBall July 25, 2012
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Golden Albatross

The act of urinating in somebody's mouth while they are performing fellatio
John - I was going down on Jenny last night and she gave me a Golden Albatross
Jim - Ew man that's gross
by crimsoncape September 5, 2015
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Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.
Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!
by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025
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almatrooshi

Family/Surname In the United Arab Emirates , Known Royal Family, the name means Senders
All Hail Almatrooshi
by M2I May 21, 2018
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Albatros

causing great wonder, amazement, or joy.
I can't believe he just did such an albatros move!
by sxdpxs August 24, 2010
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albatrossing

Verb - To albatross someone.

An act of albatrossing involves isolating a friend within a fairly close network and harassing him or her through relentless and hilarious cyber-terrorism, using images of an albatross as the visual medium.

Phase 1: Post 20-25 images of albatrosses on their facebook wall.

Phase 2: Send a group text to your friends encouraging them to send a series of text messages to the target saying 'albatross' and nothing else. At no point reveal to the victim why you are doing this.

Phase 3: Send out a facebook message to all your mutual friends, requesting that they bombard the victim with albatross related humour. This can take any form ranging from, texts, voicemails, phone calls, facebook posts (including fun facts about albatrosses), changing one's profile picture to an albatross..or even entering their home and covertly hiding photos of albatrosses around their room.

Phase 4: Sit back and enjoy the ride, as a movement it will take on a mind of its own.

"The days of riding the walrus are over...it's time to ride the albatross"
Ed - "the albatrossing has been relentless, today I opened my laptop to find a magazine cut-out of an albatross. How has the entire world been galvanised against me"
by sizzlat1 November 16, 2010
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malbatross

Marc shot a 2 on the par five hole, but he used a mulligan so we'll give him a Malbatross (2).
by Mii-Kii March 29, 2009
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