An Ake is a young, intellegent, humerous, sensitive, stylish, WAY TOO GORGEOUS person who knows everything about her Best Friends and knows how to play along and how to act cool around anyone she likes. She's a Real, not a Fake. Someone who hates an Ake is clearly blind. Ake is a beloved friend who ALWAYS there for you. She will walk beside you and be your friend. Not behind you to follow, or infront for she may not lead. Ake has many guys trippin for her. She likes single, but will always have a Lover for Life(: We all love an Ake<3
Guy 1: Dude! Isn't that chick hawt?!!
Guy 2: DUDE!! That's my Ex!
Guy 1: Why would you leave a prize like that?
Guy 2: .......Hmmmm.... I DON'T KNOW!! I'm going to make it up and get her back.
Guy2: Well, sorry. But, she's mine now....
Guy 1: Dang... bastard!
by Monster Love1 November 30, 2011
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At keyboard, the opposite of afk.
<Ray> Jesus: ak?
<Satan> Jesus isn't here right now, would you like to leave a message?
by Raybdbomb July 11, 2008
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Lazy-talk for "ask". Some individuals with abnormally large mouth parts and an unwillingness to learn and practice proper English pronunciations will intentionally utter this mispronunciation, because it's too much effort to generate the sound of a "k" immediately subsequent to the sound of an "s". And now, since it's accepted and not questioned, why bother?
SFN 1: Well, nigga, why dontcha aks him?!
SFN 2: You mean kill him?
SFN 1: No, dummass, aks him!
SFN 2: What the fuck! I'm not gonna axe him!
SFN 1: Sheeit, you ain't gonna find out where the shit is then!
SFN 2: If I axe him, I sure as fuck won't!
SFN 1: Get the fuck out...I'll aks him!
by Tizzy Illfate July 6, 2006
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An incorrect pronunciation of the word "Ask", used by illiterate morons. Pronounced "ax"
"I needa aks you a question"
by BigBrotherThunderAndTheMasterB October 18, 2020
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Verb. To ask. particular British dialect
"I aksed him to move his car from the driveway."
by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005
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i think aks has to be one of the prettiest girls ever and whoever is on her good side is so lucky, however if you're on her bad side i would suggest crying yourself to sleep.
katerina: you love gatekeeping songs right

aks: i do, but only when it comes to those who i don't like
by chadmale February 19, 2022
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