Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

by lauren.fyeahhh August 2, 2012

Afrolete

Since Eugene, Oregon is almost exclusively vanilla and pasty white, when you see a black kid on the U of O campus you can assume he is there from Oakland, CA to play football or run track.

Term originating from the University of Oregon athletics program.

Kid wearing skinny pants: "Dude, did you see all the black kids on campus today?"

Kid wearing fidora riding fixed gear bike: "Yeah man, all the afroletes are having orientation today."

by ttmike42 August 4, 2010

ASLOL

A mocking term often used by the more elite people on the internet. This term insults newbie users who constantly spam chatrooms with "Hi. ASL?" age/sex/location. These type of people usually use AOL, and are far from intelligent.

"Hi. ASL?"
"OMGLOL!!11111"
"lol asl?/!1??!11"
"ASLOL?!!"

by Milambit January 27, 2006

Afrolinguistics

The art of speaking in Ebonics. It is generally difficult to understand what someone speaking afrolinguistics is saying.

Users of Afrolinguistics are often uneducated and prone to violence.

Afrolinguistics: Jammal be axin me dat questin and says he figginda buck up nah mean cau cau

by Broken Frocan February 8, 2010

afloofysporkadorkable

Afloofysporkadorkable (adjective) is used to describe an adorable dork who is a bit of a spork and has the floofiest hair.

Look it’s Nathan, he is afloofysporkadorkable!

by Kawaiipineapple November 14, 2018

Alolan Exeggutor

A palm tree that is a fucking dragon somehow

Lass Jennie sends out Alolan Exeggutor.

by 2Dcheese December 14, 2019

Afzol

One of the best types of people to be around, especially when you need a laugh. He's strong in tough situations and is extremely supportive and caring although he's obsessed with a badman reputation- he lives at the Barber's and has girls lining up after him- yes girls, he's fit. He is the perfect gentleman and is always there to cheer you up when things are low

9th September? What an Afzol.

by SilverSugarPlum August 26, 2017