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Asparagus Line

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.
"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."
by Run CMC January 25, 2012
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Asspain

The state of being butt hurt. When you're mad as fuck but there's nothing you can do about it. Baitposting is sure to cause asspain.
London Police suffered maximum asspain after trying to track down William from Kensington for illegal hate speech on social media, reaching a dead end when they found out it was Dave from Atlanta.
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
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Anspach

The last name given to strong, proud families usually associated with good looks, nazi ancestry, lycanthropy, and powerful soldiers.
Guy 1: Wow! That girl over there is beautiful...who is she?
Guy 2: Oh...she is way out of our league; she is an Anspach.
by Dessdemona July 7, 2011
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asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle
Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus
by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015
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asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning
by cool A October 1, 2019
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AEsahaettr

Or Æsahættr.
God-destroyer.
The name of the subtle knife in Philip Pullman's 'The Subtle Knife'. A knife with a blade so fine it can cut through anything, including the fabric between universes.
Read Pullman's 'His Dark Materials' trilogy.
by Cap'n Shensisque June 24, 2005
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Aesha

Aesha is a fantastic girl. She’s also very beautiful and kind person. Yet she tends to hide her most beloved secret, her crush. She always denies it, but it’s pretty obvious, even to the actual crush. He’s always able to notice her staring at him. She usually always smiles and laughs randomly near him. But she’s always after this one particular boy, this hella chill dude named Muaz. No one really understands why as he isn’t interested in anyone, and no one is interested for him.
Omg, it’s Aesha!
by ImpossibleTruth March 23, 2020
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