Guy 1 : Damn , dude jessica was amazing last night! She shook me all night long if you know what i mean! So have you banged cristina yet???
Luis: well... not exactly i made an abstinence pledge to jesus that i would not engage in intercourse untill
marriage.
Guy 1: oh i respect that.
Luis: really!?
Guy1: hell no faggot*walks out of the room*