Not intended to be a factual statement

An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.

Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.

Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".

Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards

*not intended to be a factual statement

by dbrow127 May 4, 2011

Pulling a Golden State Warriors

When something or somebody is losing a championship 3 - 1, then comes back to win 4 - 3.

"Dude, the Chicago Cubs were just Pulling a Golden State Warriors!"

by Maximus78675 November 13, 2016

A Forrest State-of-Mind

A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.

When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.

by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018

in a delicate state of health

somebody is pregnent

In Prison Break, some guy says 'i'm in a delicate state of health'. That means she is pregnent.

by Baoer December 30, 2006

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

Requiem for a Dream status

adjective phrase: something very wrong or disturbing. Just like everything that happens in the movie Requiem for a Dream.

1.) Darrell: dude, I can't believe that girl gave me a blowjob for 10 bucks.
Justyn: no shit man, that was straight up requiem for a dream status.

2.)guy:hey babe will you fuck this guy so we can get some heroin?
Girl:no! That would be requiem for a dream status!

by thejag December 26, 2009

pulling a kieron statham

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019