woody

the term a father uses to explain the sensation a male might recieve when he thinks lustful thoughts

"when your around a girl you might get a woody" *vomits*!! DAD! sick!!

by Fran-e and Sage August 28, 2004

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

woody

The King of all Hobos...a.k.a. Woody the weak , Woody the worthless , Woody the waste of Wood

That Woody's a fuckin' hobo !!

by Chaich February 10, 2004

Woody

1.) Drummer in 80's ska band madness

"Have you watched the video to 'It must be
love?' Woody looks very femmy in it."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

Woody

Short for woodchippy.

Having the characteristics of a woodchip.

Usually meant for a guy.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.

The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.

Mereda: "My boyfriend, Alex, is so woody! He is really warm-hearted. Alex can't stand to see anyone sad. He is so lovely, I melt every time I see him smile."

Clara: "Erik is pretty woody too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."

Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woody."

by Clarediette February 27, 2010

Woody

A boner.

I got a woody last night.

by Pu55ieSl4yer69 January 15, 2018

Woody

He’s a alright stick who needs to get a room with the lady’s and he has a dirty mind also now as a funny way to some people, he has many bitches.

Person uno: he he’s from toy story

Person 2 : ye he dose look like that anorexic fuck from toy story

Person uno: true

Person 2 : that’s woody for ya

by Lol babe April 15, 2019